Kommisar Uberdave: July 2024

As my primary post I give the audience my 144 liberal lessons, a satirical take on what it takes to be a proglodyte. It's a work in progress, any ideas to add to it will be considered:

Liberalism 101 Lesson 1:

There is no amount of the money that you earn, but really belongs to the community, that liberals do not feel privileged to take.

There is no amount of the money that you earn, but really belongs to the community, that liberals are not indeed entitled to take.

If you scream because we have gotten to the point of squeezing blood from a turnip, then you are evil.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 2:

Government is here to help us.

If government, either local, state or federal spends more money than it rakes in, then that is to be corrected by government spending even more money because:

Government is here to help us.

Liberalism 101 Lesson (amended) 2B:

Government is here to help us.

If government, either local, state or federal heaps burdensome regulation on businesses with consumers paying the extra costs and the economy taking a hit on account of that, then that is to be corrected by government heaping even more burdensome regulation on businesses because:

Government is here to help us.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 3:

If you are struggling under the weight of ever upward spiraling taxes and voice any complaint then you will be accused of not “caring” because, after all:

It’s for the children.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 4:

When liberals use the phrase “Founding Fathers” they are speaking of Karl Marx, Vladimir Lenin and Joseph Stalin, any mention of Washington, Jefferson or Madison will elicit derision or a blank stare.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 5:

Anything individualist is to be demonized loudly and forcefully.

Anything collectivist is to be praised and trumpeted.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 6:

If you expose the truth about liberals, you're a “hater”.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 7:

Liberals are exempt from making any sacrifice that impinges on their lifestyle or bank account.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 8:

If debating a conservative avoid the subject and engage in ad hominem attacks and straw man arguments.

If your opponent makes an irrefutable point accuse him of avoiding the subject and engaging in ad hominem attacks and straw man arguments.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 9:

Support unions and pay your dues so that the unions can donate your dues money to liberal politicians so that they can be elected and take your taxes and use them to support unions.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 10:

Absolutely anything that is without question bad for or destructive to America is to be advocated and supported by liberals because:

America is evil.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 11:

Any criticism of leftist dogma or the leaders who espouse it is to be characterized as “bigoted”, “hateful” or “racist”.

“Xenophobic” applies as well if the criticized dogma happens to be our necessary opened borders policy. (See lesson 32)

Liberalism 101 Lesson 12:

Any spending by conservatives must be “paid” for through ever-increasing taxation, most especially if it is constitutionally mandated.

Any spending by liberals is to be accepted by the peasant “masses” and will be boundless. “Paid for” is replaced by “damn the cost, full spend ahead!”

Liberalism 101 Lesson 13:

Liberals are allowed 5,000 different media outlets to promote their destructive agenda. They are allowed to do things that as much as constitute throwing presidential elections with impunity.

Conservative media outlets, though they number not one tenth of liberal media outlets, are to be excoriated for merely existing.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 14:

Racism can be blamed on anything and everything, especially anything and everything conservative because:

America is racist.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 15:

Calling a black person who has escaped the liberal plantation an “Uncle Tom”, “Porch Monkey”, “House Niggah” or any other form of racial epithet is NOT racist.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 16:

There is literally nothing that cannot be blamed on Climate Change® (warning, Climate Change® is the exclusive property of Leftist Propaganda Inc.)

Liberalism 101 Lesson 17:

Distort, bend, fold, staple and mutilate the truth, after all:

By any means necessary means by ANY means.

Liberalism 101 Lesson (amended) 17B:

Flaunt, ignore, dodge and break the law, after all:

By any means necessary means by ANY means.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 18:

Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results is not insanity as it has been erroneously defined.

It is what liberals call “sound economic policy”.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 19:

There is no exaggerating the importance of liberals and our quest to “fundamentally change” America into a Marxist utopia (Amerika).

The hoi polloi must be made to know who their betters are for without liberals they will never be able to grasp what is good for them.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 20:

It is incumbent that all tolerate what liberals say must be tolerated in the name of tolerance.

But the intolerance of liberals is to be tolerated by those who cannot abide it.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 21:

Thou shalt not believe in any other God except the Great God, thy government.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 22:

As a practicing Liberal Progressive Socialist, it is imperative that you avoid the temptation to think. At all costs, you must not take into consideration facts, science, economic history, political history or simple math because these areas of information and thought will only lead you astray

Liberalism 101 Lesson 23:

The military is where many conservatives enlist, go through boot camp and learn leadership, responsibility and how to deal with the harsh realities of life.

College is boot camp for liberals where liberal professors teach them how to avoid leadership, responsibility and how to blame the harsh realities of life on conservatives.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 24:

Fetus is a medical term used to describe a lifeless unviable tissue mass from conception to the point of birth when discussing the sacrosanct and inviolate right of women to privacy and to choose.

Endangered species is a term used to describe bait fish, bugs, and rodents that have a clear right to life.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 25:

True patriotism includes trashing the military because, as we well know, the US military projects America’s evil intent. (See Lesson 10)

Liberalism 101 Lesson 26:

When all else fails, play the race card®.

All Collectivist Progressives are born with a race card® that has unlimited credit. Playing the race card comes as natural to us as breathing. The race card® is necessary in order to counter the simpleton, toothless, redneck, obstructionist rube, misogynistic, racist, homophobic, xenophobic, theocratic haters in flyover country.

The race card® shall be implemented at all times because America is racist, and of course, it’s for the children.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 27:

It is incumbent that all liberals speak and act as if they are foreign policy experts who have America’s best interests at heart.

If a conservative points out that current events or historical facts make a mockery of the previous statement it is to be ignored or defined as “hate speech”.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 28:

Liberal organizations are all charged with advancing our progressive agenda, but the masses are notorious for failing to understand that we labor only for their own good.

Therefore, we must wrap the names of these organizations in sheep’s clothing with things like the American flag (a representation of the evil, hatred, and racism of America which we will use to our advantage until such time we can dispense with it). We will use names like “People for the American Way” or “American Civil Liberties Union” or “Campaign for America's Future” and issue vague and flowery literature and keep peasantry lulled into complacency to diminish opposition.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 29:

Even while advocating and implementing Marxist Leninist policy we liberals must deny we are doing so. Deception is key to implementation since the little people are incapable of grasping what is in their best interests. (See lesson #17)

Liberalism 101 Lesson 30:

To establish control over the peasant class liberals must ensure that they are the ones to define what will be controlled.

To allow toothless rubes to make their own decisions as to what they can eat, drink, buy, smoke, drive or whatever is dangerous and MUST be stopped at all costs. (See lesson 19)

Liberalism 101 Lesson 31:

Detroit is the Petri dish of liberal economics.

We are not ever to acknowledge the third world disaster area it has become unless it is to blame evil corporations and conservatives. (See lesson 26)

Liberalism 101 Lesson 32:

Liberals are committed to creating as many voters as possible in order to maintain power.

In that endeavor we use many different means such as registering the dead on voter rolls. To that end we must ensure that our open borders policy is kept safe from racist xenophobic conservatives so that as many undocumented voters are allowed in as possible.

If conservatives point out the carnage caused by necessary policy remember to counter with the fact that they are racist and xenophobic. (See lessons 19 and 29)

Liberalism 101 Lesson 33:

Hypocrisy is a special word that defines the moral inconsistencies that liberals see in others.

Since there are no moral inconsistencies in liberal thought or applied philosophy, this word has no application in the description of liberals.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 34:

Liberals must bring all commerce in America to a screeching halt to achieve their Marxist Progressive goals and purposefully limiting America’s energy supply is a means to that end:

'We have to figure out how to boost the price of gasoline to the levels in Europe'
Obama administration Energy Sec Steven Chu

Liberalism 101 Lesson 35:

Dissent is the exclusive domain of Liberal Marxist Progressives when opposing conservatives. It is to be glorified and canonized as our specific right in order to vilify our opposition.

Dissent of liberal dogma is, however, never, ever, under any circumstances whatsoever to be tolerated. (See lesson 20)

Liberalism 101 Lesson 36:

The US military is the home of undereducated peasant masses who are duped by conservatives into enlisting so that they can be sent off to illegal wars to maim, kill and rape innocent civilians.

That is unless they’re sent to war by an anti-war liberal president in which case they are being employed in a crusade for liberty and freedom that eclipses World War Two.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 37:

The Scientific method as practiced by scientists:

* Ask a question
* Do background research
* Construct a hypothesis
* Test your hypothesis by performing an experiment
* Analyze your data and draw a conclusion
* Be able to repeat the same experiment and get the same results.
* Communicate Your Results

The Scientific Method as practiced by Liberal Marxist Progressives:

* Create out of whole cloth a problem for which You have a Collectivist Solution®
* Find celebrities to champion it
* Blame the problem on the opposition
* Test your hypothesis by the extent to which it demonstrates your Compassion and Caring®
* Raise taxes to fund your solution
* Wear the Right Colored Ribbon
*Collude with other like-minded scientists to ensure Conformity of Thought®
*Sue anyone who challenges your methods.
*Ostracize any scientist who doesn't conform to your Thought Consensus®
*Hide and or manipulate results to make it conform to your solution
* Fund only research that supports your hypothesis and Collectivist Solution®
* Trot out a mentally challenged teenager with Asperger's syndrome to harangue Climate Deniers® P.S., don’t forget to recycle pizza boxes to reinforce the Collectivist Solution®
* Frighten your own children so they will, in turn, frighten other children into conforming to your Thought Consensus®
* Bore the hoi polloi to death with endless climate disaster documentaries pushing your narrative, Conformity of Thought®, Thought Consensus®, and Collectivist Solution®
* Blizzard, Alberta Clipper, and Whiteout are anachronistic phrases. Bomb Cyclone and Polar Vortex must be applied instead as they fit the Thought Consensus®
* Sabotage the luxury SUVs of Marxist Progressive Socialists in order to keep in line with your Conformity of Thought®, Thought Consensus®, and Collectivist Solution®
* Vandalize famous works of art. Crazy works well to bring Climate Deniers® into the Thought Consensus®
* Employ our State/Party controlled Marxist Progressive Socialist Media Minions to extort the lowly peons with ‘Carbon Passports’ just in time the holiday season. “Over the river and through the woods to grandmother’s House we go” is a quaint memory for rustics, especially when combined with our Carbon Taxation Collectivist Solution®, this will be the gift from the Benevolent God, our Government: A planet swept clean of the human contagion.
* When all else fails, LIE to protect your hypothesis.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 38:

It would be a crass injustice to make note that all liberals are reading comprehension challenged.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 39:

As liberals we must not allow the masses to be armed even though they claim it as a constitutional right.

The masses claim that if their guns are taken away from them then only criminals will have them. Little do they know that our aim is to have only one entity possessing firearms, the state, and since it is the liberal’s destiny to control the state and thus the masses, this is a good thing.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 40:

It is from liberals only that the rights of the masses emanate. The silly notion that all rights are “endowed by the creator” is as passé as any notion that has sprung from a group of dead white slave owners. It is liberals who are possessed with the education and intelligence to not only confer rights but to identify what right there may be, such as the right to an education, a home or healthcare. (See lesson 21)

Liberalism 101 Lesson 41:

Liberals are to keep “the rich” under constant assault and any defense of them by conservatives is to be deemed “reactionary”. As the song says: “Tax the rich, feed the poor, ‘til there are no rich anymore”. (See lesson 1)

Liberalism 101 Lesson 42:

The default mode of liberals in times of war:

Run to Canada.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 43:

As liberals our work to create a Marxist utopia requires an allegiance with nefarious minions sent out to do our dirty work who are universally known as "useful idiots".

We apologize for that necessity but take heart; we all know the fate of the useful idiots once the work is complete.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 44:

Bigot is a word liberals use to define those who refuse to toe our Politically Correct line. What we define as correct is to be adhered to robotically without exception.

Any liberal’s tendency towards apparent bigotry such as our incessant vilification of Christianity is indeed not bigotry since, as in the word hypocrisy, it is not applicable to liberals or our dictates. (See lesson 21)

Liberalism 101 Lesson 45:

Liberals may seem impervious to facts but that is not so, since there are no absolutes, we have the all-knowing intelligence and education to conjure our own facts and to create the false premises upon which to apply them.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 46:

The lie is a TOOL to liberal leaders who use them at their convenience for the purpose of GAINING, MAINTAINING AND PERPETUATING POLITICAL POWER. In fact the lie has so many forms that to be exact there is indeed a TOOL BOX from which they pull a specific tool for any specific situation as required.

DECEPTION, DISINFORMATION, DISTORTION, EVASION, FALSIFICATION, FRAUDULENCE, INACCURACY, OMISSION, LIBEL, MISREPRESENTATION, OBFUSCATION, SUBTERFUGE and VILIFICATION populate the toolbox and liberal leaders must educate our minions in their use.

Liberals must take special note of obfuscation in their work towards a Marxist Progressive America. Accusing conservative obstructionists of being guilty of some of the very same and necessary things we do in our quest keeps them off balance and on the defensive.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 47:

Fairness is the major driving force in Liberal Progressive Marxist ideology.

Example:

If anyone is possessed of a means of defense it is unfair to those who would take his other possessions to be thwarted by said means of defense since it is unfair that those who would take such possessions from others are deprived of possessions of their own and therefore are forced to take the others possessions so as to equalize the distribution of possessions in order to be fair.

Liberals alone are the ones with the intelligence and education to determine what is and is not fair. (See lesson 30)

Liberalism 101 Lesson 48:

Liberals have long established that there must be a scorched earth policy regarding strong opposition, most especially if that opposition threatens power Liberal Marxist Progressives already have seized.

The importance of our quest to fundamentally change America from a constitutional republic to a Marxist utopia is so great that we must not only defeat strong opposition at the ballet box, but we must also destroy such opposition so completely that the obstructionists can never run or operate again.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 49:

When liberals pass bills in congress, they are to be given titles that will keep the peasant class subdued.

A classic is our often used “jobs bill”. Although this is meant to sound pleasing to the riff-raff masses so that we can go about our business of fundamental change undisturbed it also has the further use of not only paying off unions and political allies but expanding the scope and size of government as well. (See lessons 21, 19, 9 and 2)

Liberalism 101 Lesson 50:

Liberals must always characterize their necessary expansion of the government and the bureaucrats it creates as kind people who toil in public service. But we must obscure the fact that multiple layers of bureaucracy tend to serve the public poorly.

If the peasant class complains about such pitifully poor service as bureaucrats have become infamous for then we must admonish them for not valuing public service.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 51:

The “poor” are only what liberals classify them as, they may have two cars, a large house with multiple TV sets or whatever, it is our task to both deem them poor and to keep them perpetually poor and to create as many poor out of the middle class as we can despite our having spent trillions on them in the past and our intent on relieving taxpayers of trillions more to spend on the poor.

Note that in relieving the peasant class of the trillions it takes for us to equalize distribution of wealth to the poor makes even more people poor which is our ultimate goal.

The purpose has never been with compassion for the poor but with malice toward the peasant class. The purpose has always been to expand the state by making ever more people dependent on it and to have access to an enormous revenue stream that enables us to siphon off large sums to help elect more liberals in our quest to expand the state.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 52:

Thou shalt print endless amounts of graven images when thou hast spent all thy treasure (See lesson 21)

Liberalism 101 Lesson 53:

“Shared sacrifice” is a term liberals use to justify relieving the peasant class of their earnings.

Its use is for shaming the peasant rubes into shouldering the burden of even more confiscation of their earnings than they already endure because liberals need to spread around those earnings for a higher purpose.

“Shared sacrifice” and "Fair Share" are synonymous for these purposes. (See lesson 1)

Liberalism 101 Lesson 54:

Homosexuals are deviants who have been given a most favored status by liberals so as to cause a spreading of deviancy throughout society. This in turn will lead to a breakdown of society and pave the way for the fundamental change to a Marxist Progressive utopia.

Once the fundamental change has taken place homosexuals will be sent to Gulags as “undesirables” since their detriment to society will have been made apparent. (See lesson 43)

Liberalism 101 Lesson 55:

If a result can be derived via common sense, the Liberal will claim that it is too simplistic.

One might note that, due to Herculean efforts of Liberals, common sense is not very common anymore.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 56:

The notion of “self governance” is as old and outdated as the tattered document concocted by dead white slave owners.

We live now in a new world where men of science and education hold the keys to a brighter future in Progressivism and to allow under educated bumpkins to have any say in their own governance will only delay our Progressive goals unnecessarily.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 57:

“Private property rights” are yet another tired abstraction that is at odds with the liberal’s progressive ideal. Property whether cash, land, structures, vehicles or whatever cannot be seized by the state for the purpose of advancing Progressive policy if yokels are possessed by the notion that such property is theirs by some vague “right”

It should be well known that all property belongs to the state where people who transcend rights by dent of their natural superiority best know who to relieve of those “rights” so that they can be bestowed on the more deserving.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 58:

Ruling class country class as has been coined has its merits since Statist Socialist Liberals are destined to rule because of our natural moral and intellectual superiority.

Country class, however, does not quite hit the mark though. We are considering:

Redneck class, bumpkin class, rustic class, clodhopper class, hayseed class, hick class, hillbilly class, Rube class and yokel class. When we come to a decision as to which best suits our purpose we will inform.

Note: Deplorable class was tried but failed miserably. Our latest, “cultist class” is in play but it’s not looking very good either.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 59:

Liberals must maintain power at all costs and to that end the subsidy is one of our primary tools.

The subsidy is used primarily as a bribe to industry to produce things that nobody wants but that liberals deem useful. The subsidized industries can then use the subsidy to hire lobbyists and to donate to Liberal Marxist Progressive political candidates so that they can get more subsidies.

Subsidies have the added benefit of being tempting to the political opponents of we Liberal Marxist Progressives to use for the same reasons, allowing us to demonize them as hypocrites. (See lesson 33)

Liberalism 101 Lesson 60:

Liberal Marxist Progressives enjoy the luxury of having Quislings in the enemy camp. Neocon, RINO, Never-Trumper, whatever label you choose, we do not need to exert ourselves when wolves in sheep’s clothing will do the work for us. Do note that leftists have no equivalent in our midst, there once were the so-called “Scoop Jackson democrats,” but they have been relegated to the age of the dinosaur.

Traitors playing into the hand of Statist Socialist Progressives is a sure way to confuse and confound the peasant masses that support conservative politicians. We must do all we can to block the peasant rubes from supporting those who might dismantle the progress we have made towards a brighter utopian future.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 61:

Liberal politicians are the water carriers of Ruling class Marxist Progressive policy and must be protected at all costs given the importance of the fundamental change liberals seek to correct America’s evil and abusive bigoted, hateful, racist and xenophobic history.

Peasant rabble may revolt from time to time if our political leaders take advantage of the perks that liberals are rightfully due or because they fail to grasp the need for fundamental change.

But like a herd of cattle the peasant rabble are stupid and easily led by the nose. We need only change the subject; say what we are doing is “for the children” or hunker down and wait for them to forget.

Never under any circumstance are we to admit to wrongdoing for nothing in the pursuit of a Marxist Socialist Progressive utopia can ever be considered wrong.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 62:

As Liberalism 101 Lesson 40 states in part:

“It is from liberals only that the rights of the masses emanate. The silly notion that all rights are “endowed by the creator” is as passé as any notion that has sprung from a group of dead white slave owners.”

This applies most especially to the knuckle dragging hayseed hick’s mythical, manufactured “right to bear arms”.

Not only does this ownership of weaponry imply that the simpleton masses have the intelligence to take decisions without the assistance of benevolent progressives and that there can be ownership of anything outside of the collective, but it denies the total control that Liberal Marxist Progressive policy requires to bring about the fundamental change.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 63:

As Liberalism 101 Lesson 46 states in part:

“…Liberals must take special note of obfuscation in their work towards a Marxist Progressive America. Accusing conservative obstructionists of being guilty of some of the very same and necessary things we do in our quest keeps them off balance and on the defensive.”

It is vital that all Statist Socialist Progressives pay strict adherence to this admonition, we must never allow the obstructionist rubes to be complacent in their obtuse opposition to Liberal Progressive Socialists policy goals.

The obstructionist simpletons are literal Enemies of The State and since The State must grow to the point that the peasants can never escape its benevolent embrace every tool available to our minions, myrmidons and useful idiots is to be employed in order to quash all resistance.

As always, remember that the word any in the phrase “by any means necessary” is specific.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 64:

Progressives must never countenance the shaving of one thin dime from the trillions of preferred Liberal Marxist Progressive investment initiatives. These draconian cuts are anathema to the momentous redistribution of wealth from the low information wage slaves to the needy underprivileged waifs who occupy the safety net.

The miserly interfering rustics cannot be herded into line if they are allowed to harbor the notion that The State can make do with less in any fashion whatsoever.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 65:

Unions are the shining crown of liberal pet organizations because of their reflexive support for Liberal Marxist Progressive policy.

Although this relationship may seem incestuous it must be maintained for the purpose of keeping the economy sound since money flows from unions to liberal politicians and vice versa employing many in our state and federal governments in the quest to further Liberal Marxist Progressive goals.

If anyone dares to oppose these efforts fine upstanding union employees will ensure that not one scorched stone of their lovely homes will remain standing.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 66:

Transparency is a word Statist Socialist Liberals may use from time to time, but our inherent dishonesty will never actually allow us to adhere to. The toothless rube interventionist reactionaries resist Liberal Marxist Socialist attempts to create a government of care takers to rule over their pathetic lives and so there must be an Iron Curtain to mask the true intent of Statist Socialist Liberals. It should be obvious therefore that the truth is our hated enemy.

Statist Socialist Liberals can never let any transparency reveal the authentic nature of the control over the lives of the hoi polloi that is required to press forward to the fundamental change.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 67:

Statist Socialist Progressives wholeheartedly believe in balancing our federal budget but, for us, this means balancing the heaviest measure of revenues we can fleece from the rustic interventionist reactionaries in fly-over country (and so diminish their greedy overabundance) with trillions of preferred Liberal Marxist Progressive investment initiatives that exceed whatever revenues we manage to confiscate.

Actually matching the necessary investment initiatives with revenues will never work because it may limit our ability to spread the wealth around.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 68:

We Liberal Progressive Socialists have a soft spot in our hearts for angry, militants of any stripe. Whether they are angry, militant feminists, angry, militant African Amerikans, angry, militant Eco-Warriors, angry, militant homosexuals or whatever, they all have a place at our table.

Clamoring myrmidons are a staple of Statist Socialist Progressives who require legions of useful idiots to air a never-ending stream of invective towards the ignorant, hayseed obstructionist rubes in fly-over country so that the uninformed will see them for the hate filled simpletons they really are.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 69:

Liberal Marxist Progressive policy wanes from time to time because of unwarranted obstructionism by mind numbed, toothless rubes who lack the intelligence to realize what’s in their best interest.

To counter this liberals have created the “protest”.

This is where we hire union thugs and useful idiots to throw a tantrum so insane that it frightens the peasant class into submission.

We prefer to work under cover of darkness, but we do what we must to ensure the Liberal Marxist Progressive utopian future. (See lessons 65 and 43)

Liberalism 101 Lesson 70:

When referencing sources be sure to use only the most credible and unimpeachable of sources.

This would include Ivy League University web sites, Wikipedia and anything affiliated with the New York Times or the Huffington Post.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 71:

Education is very important for all Amerikan citizens, although also important is what precisely that education consists of which is why liberals have co-opted every facet of education from daycare to college graduation with Liberal Marxist Progressive policy as science, history, and every other conceivable subject.

Turning Amerika’s children into legions of useful idiots will help pave the way for the inevitable Liberal Marxist Progressive utopia.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 72:

As already noted in the liberal lessons, deception is instrumental in achieving Liberal Marxist Progressive goals (occasionally, this is something that our knuckle dragging Neanderthal opponents refer to as “lying”, a term we are only allowed to use in reference to when they expose the truth about our intentions; see also “hate”) but a part of that deception is compromising with our opponents as a means to an end.

It is essential though to never actually act on any compromise since uneducated rubes have very short memories.

When from time to time they catch on, we must simply accuse them of “hating” and press on.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 73:

When Statist Socialist Progressives work to undermine America within our legislature our common practice is to, among other things, pass convoluted bills that make it appear to the peasant rabble that we are “doing something”.

The laws we pass might include things which would make the proletariat recoil in horror so they must be hidden in stacks of paperwork loaded with lawyerese jargon that would take a New York lawyer a month to make sense of.

It falls into the inherent dishonesty that Liberal Marxist Progressive’s must maintain to mask our true intent to pass monstrously convoluted bills when the rustic rubes are asleep in their beds so that when they discover what has happened to them it is too late for their obstruction.

If through chance we fail to achieve implementation through the legislative process, we have installed enough fellow travelers and useful idiots in our federal court system who will force the implementation of such legislation anyway.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 74:

Liberal Marxist Progressive’s must help support and defend our progressive income tax code at all costs and deny or ignore the fact that lower taxes bring in more revenue.

For liberals, taxes serve the purpose of punishment of “achievement” and are not for the collection of revenue. It is far more important to make ever more people dependent on government than it is to fund government. Punishing those who unfairly excel above others cannot but leave them any alternative but to turn, as is only just, to government to make ends meet but prevents others from opting to “achieve” for fear that liberals, as is only fair, will simply confiscate their ill-gotten gains as well.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 75:

Liberal Marxist Progressives must demand apologies whenever a conservatives actions become near to being as bereft of civility as our own.

We, however, are never to apologize because being a Liberal Marxist Progressive means never having to say you are sorry.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 76:

“Cause and effect” is a mythical notion that can never be applied to Liberal Marxist Progressive policy and idea-based solutions gained through decades of academic thought and theory.

If at first Liberal Marxist Progressive policy and idea-based solutions appear not to work, it must be because either more thought needs to be given to the subject or the right people have yet to apply them.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 77:

Liberal Marxist Progressives believe wholeheartedly in the free expression of ideas.

Unless they are expressed by anyone with an opposing viewpoint, then they must be silenced.

Our standard label for any and all opposing viewpoints is, of course, “hate speech”.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 78:

Liberal Marxist Progressives adamantly insist that the Global Warming® (warning, Global Warming® is the exclusive property of Leftist Propaganda Inc.) consensus is all the proof needed to push the hayseed rubes into the kind of vehicles they know deep down that they must be driving.

But since the kind of vehicles that liberals drive (electric and or hybrids) are reserved exclusively for Liberal Marxist Progressives to ride in as they thumb their noses (and righteously so) at the hoi polloi, the vehicles that the peasant rubes will finally wind up with will be powered by the peasant rubes themselves (i.e. walking, bicycles, rickshaws and so forth).

Perish the thought that we might allow electricity to adjust the temperature inside the hovels occupied by the hoi polloi through times of severe weather in any form. The candles that Progressive Marxist Socialists will benevolently allow will heat their dwellings sufficiently, after all, the change in Climate Change® is representative of the change we intend they be left holding after the fleecing of America is done.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 79:

Unemployment must be ignored by liberals as a general rule except to blame industrialist capitalists as the root cause of it.

It is of great help to the liberal’s Marxist Utopian goals to create as much unemployment as possible without creating a backlash against us. With the peasant rubes in a mild uproar about their plight liberals can obfuscate and demonize our opponents and graft ever more of the masses to the saving grace of an exponentially expanding government dole.

Ignorant hayseed bumpkin’s will be shown the light and view liberals as their benefactors and come to see industrialist employers as the greedy exploiters that they are.

Liberal Marxist Progressives call this a win-win scenario.

Note 1: Since the government is traditionally expected to report the level of unemployment, that figure must be falsified by at least half and manipulated so as to portray a favorable trend.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 80:

As noted in lesson 32, liberals are committed to creating as many voters as possible in order to maintain power.

It is for that reason that we must oppose voter I.D. laws to the point of absurdity.

These unconstitutional laws must not only be characterized as racist and xenophobic but necrophobic as well.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 81:

Our sense of entitlement as Liberal Marxist Progressives is vast, insatiable and expansive.

Not only are we entitled to a portion of everyone’s income, we are also entitled to things that can only be acquired through taking an even greater portion of peoples income.

Perish the thought that we should ever have to put forth an effort to do so without government intervening on our behalf, after all, isn’t our government here to help US?

Of course, if there is not enough income producer’s to go around, just borrow it from their great, great grandchildren since they must have a share in the shared sacrifice too.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 82:

Hate is a very useful descriptive word in the vocabulary of Liberal Marxist Progressives and covers a multitude of sins committed by knuckle dragging hayseed yokel conservative obstructionists.

Absolutely any opposition of opinion and action by the hillbilly class must be construed as hate because only the hateful could stand in opposition to a brighter utopian future.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 83:

Multiple layers of government regulations are the mainstay Liberal Marxist Progressives bureaucratic control over the mythical private market. Conservative obstructionist rubes regularly assign blame to the helpful and necessary government intervention we create to level the playing field but that is because they have neither the Ivy League education and intelligence or theoretic experience to realize that government is here to help us.

If for any reason government regulation may seem to fail or be the cause economic distress that is because, in a similar sense to spending, more regulation and the helpful bureaucrats who enforce them need to be added.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 84:

When class is in session, we may, from time to time, refer to ourselves variously as “Liberal Progressive Socialist” or “Liberal Marxist Progressives” as needed for instructional purposes.

But we must admonish students to refrain from referring to themselves or others in leftist circles as such. We’ve all heard the old cliché “honesty is the best policy…”

…Except for liberals, not so much.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 86:

Liberal Marxist Progressives must never accept responsibility for whatever harm Marxist Leninist policy might cause.

Instead, we must always blame any and everything on the hayseed bumpkins who resist our efforts to fundamentally change Amerika into the socialist paradise it was always meant to be.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 87:

Liberal Progressives have always insisted that there be a government provided safety net among the many, many things that government should provide.

After several generations, the unfortunates whom Liberals are trying to help in times of dire need, may seem to be encamped on that safety net with comfy government provided cushions and fluffy pillows. If the Redneck Hick Bumpkin class takes note of that, they could cause problems by pointing it out to the general proletariat who are charged with funding the programs that Liberal Progressive’s deem necessary. This might cause an angry backlash.

Whenever this happens, Standard Operating Procedure is to simply call them “mean spirited” and distract the hoi polloi by accusing the obstructionists of wanting to take seniors Social Security and Medicare away.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 88:

As lesson 45 makes abundantly clear, the lie is the Liberal Progressive Socialists friend. This allows Liberal Progressive Socialists to pad their resumes to enhance their ability to both gain political office and maintain them once they are entrenched.

One important way to do this is to exaggerate any military experience even though Liberal Progressive Socialists are discouraged from entering into such service because America’s military is a force for projecting evil, for some unknown reason, the hayseed, hick peasants value it in a politicians resume so we feel free to call ourselves a “combat veteran” even though we might have only manned a desk at some outpost in Peoria.

In that vein it also helps to claim minority status no matter if we are blue eyed blond haired and lily white.

Remember that the word any in “by any means necessary” is specific.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 89:

Rich people are intrinsically evil; all of their filthy money is made off of the backs of the “poor”. Even though many Liberal Progressive Socialists have millions or even billions they never qualify as “evil rich” since much of that money is spent to ensure that the truly evil rich are relieved of as much of their wealth as possible so as to equalize income. (See lesson’s 33 and 57)

It is the sacred task of Liberal Progressive Socialists to share the wealth of the evil rich but that of our own is reserved to bring about the happy day for all when the Marxist Utopia brings the proletariat peasant rubes into line.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 90:

No matter how hideous a Liberal Progressive Socialist may seem to the knuckle dragging, hayseed Neanderthals, he or she must be constantly described by us and our mainstream media kamrads as the reincarnation of Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln or the like.

The peasant rubes have short memories and are easily confused.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 91:

Liberal Socialist Progressives believe wholeheartedly in the mob rule of democracy, down to our democrat core. Crazed insane mobs of lunatic useful idiots are a primary tool to undermine the republic and frighten the populace in fly-over county into abject paralyzing anxiety.

Invoking the infamous “you’re a Nazi” card works always well in the same vein when attacking knuckle dragging, hayseed peasant obstructionists.

Not to mention that it’s an unfortunate fact of life that evil genius Donald J Trump (spit) will infest the nightmares of Statist Socialist Progressives for generations to come.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 92:

Statist Socialist Progressives believe unequivocally in Science and must work stridently to cease the fairytale faith that promotes the idea that dinosaurs roamed the Earth 2,000 years ago. We must replace the myths of the simpleton hayseed hicks with myths of our own so that Amerika’s brilliant public school system can teach the offspring of the peasant rabble that, on one hand they are special people who need their self-esteem boosted and on the other that their existence is one of pure chance.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 93:

When Liberal Progressive Socialists lose elections, our marching orders are to attack on three fronts.

First is to lament the loss of our constitutional freedom to expanding government control over the proletariat due to knuckle dragging rustic yokel obstructionists and simultaneously deny anything is out of kilter while at the same time trumpeting the fact that Liberal Progressive Socialist ideals will prevail in spite a tiny bump in the road.

Liberal Progressive Socialists must maintain the pressure on bigoted bourgeois simpletons and keep the faith with our fellow traveler’s as we march in lockstep towards a new era of Socialist Statism.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 94:

As lesson 28 states, the American flag is a representation of the evil, hatred, and racism of America which we will use to our advantage until such time we can dispense with it.

So too are other forms of “patriotism” such as our hideous national anthem and support for “our (undereducated peasant) troops”. Liberal Progressive Socialists hatred of these types of things is exposed from time to time because keeping heartfelt emotions in check is a difficult task but we must cultivate the façade in order to keep the redneck, hillbilly obstructionists at bay.

Fortunately, as also stated in previous lessons, the peasant rubes have short memories and are easily confused.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 95:

Liberal Progressive Socialists prime objective for more than 100 years has been to demonize profit and a key way we have done this is to make workers jealous of anyone who makes a dime more than they do.

As a way to implement this we helped to institute a “progressive” (naturally) income tax which punishes those who would dare to work harder than others since that is unfair to the slovenly.

This in turn will help to create a worker’s paradise where all income can be controlled by Liberal Progressive Socialist leaders who (of course) will make much more than anyone because we are the hyper educated gurus who will decide what the simple-minded masses will be allowed to have.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 96:

As liberalism 101 lesson 17 states in part:

“…By any means necessary means by ANY means.”

This phrase “by any means necessary” is designed to give cover to Liberal Progressive Socialists in reaching their intended goals, not only can it be deployed to provide ambiguity to the inherent dishonesty required to bluff our way past the under educated peasant rube obstructionists but (of course) any other means which may come to mind as well, the key word being “any”.

This leaves opened a door in which we as Liberal Progressive Socialists can justify whatever our fertile imaginations can conjure. Murder, theft, larceny, fraud, even muffling free speech “rights”, whatever, it’s all good when you are endeavoring to create a joyous Marxist worker’s paradise.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 97:

Collecting revenue is an important component of Liberal Marxist Progressive philosophy where punishing those who have become winners of life’s lottery and are in the possession of an unfair excess is paramount.

There is literally nothing we will not consider when striving to relieve the peasant masses of their overabundance, by demonizing CO2; we have even found a way to tax the very air that they breathe.

Be aware that the taxation of something has absolutely nothing to do with the funding of any government services or preferred Liberal Marxist Progressive investment initiatives but is, instead, purely for the purpose of the over-riding and fundamental aim of “fairness.” (See Lesson 47)

Liberalism 101 Lesson 98:

The law is an ephemeral thing for liberals. Settled law such as the sacrosanct and inviolate right of womyn to privacy and to choose is to be adhered to strictly and without fail, others, not so much.

Liberal Progressive Socialists will issue diktats on which law we are to obey even as we send our minions out to rabble rouse and break laws. While this may seem contradictory, it is indeed not since Liberal Marxist Progressives are above such minute things as the law.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 99:

Americans have nothing to fear from Liberal Progressive Socialists since we not only want what is best for all Americans but know what is best for them as well.

Specifically, that is an omniscient, beneficent and infallible government that will meet their every need and desire with layer upon layer of expanding bureaucracies and phalanx’ of amicable bureaucrats working to provide for them as well as a myriad of government regulations designed to keep them safe from harm.

Who could be afraid of that?

Liberalism 101 Lesson 100:

The zeal effort and energy with which the Liberal Marxist Progressives are to defend the hideously indefensible must be boundless.

We are on a mission to transform the abnormal into the normal so as to create a wreckage of society so that we can rebuild it into the society our founders (Marx, Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Che, etc.) envisioned. (We call that “Fundamental Change”)

Liberalism 101 Lesson 101 (The irony):

Following the Liberal Marxist Progressive goal of “fairness” our hearts bleed for the simpleton peasant class and one of our main concerns is “income inequality”.

Since no one should have more than anyone else it goes without saying that no one should make more than anyone else, so Liberal Marxist Progressives have determined that lowering everyone’s income to whatever stipend we believe they can get by with is both compassionate and fair.

The more of the peasant class that we can have receiving that stipend from government at the expense of the toothless, rustic, hillbilly obstructionist rabble who dare to greedily take more than others the better.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 102:

It is a vulgar inequity to accuse Liberal Progressive Socialists of imbibing in various chemical substances just because we advocate their legalization.

It is not so much that our apparently insane policy ideas germinate in the fertile ground of a drug-soaked mind (which indeed they do) but that they are indispensable for keeping the peasant class lulled into complacency.

Plus, when consumed by the already feeble minded, illicit drugs help to create even more useful idiots whom we can recruit to help implement our goals. (See lesson 43)

Liberalism 101 Lesson 103:

Demonstrating that a Liberal Progressive Socialist is wrong is one of the most insufferable acts the peasant hoi polloi can do.

Once we have declared ourselves to be whatever we insist we are because we self-identify as what we are not, is designed to confuse the peasant rabble so as to slouch toward chaos. Chaos begs for the order of a collectivist society and therefore is required.

But the inherent dishonesty of liberals allows us to ignore our own hypocrisy with impunity. A condescending and arrogant reply to the rustic rabble will subdue and confound them as we continue with our drive towards a shining and glorious Marxist Utopian future.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 104:

When Liberal Progressive Socialists use the phrase “pro-growth” we are speaking of the expansion of a monolithic government leviathan, not the “private sector” where the growth of filthy rich greedy capitalists must be curtailed.

Expanding government is the wisest investment of Amerika’s money because as mentioned earlier only Liberal Marxist Progressives have the education and university laboratory experience to spend the peasant rabbles money wisely. (See lesson 30)

Liberalism 101 Lesson 105:

As lesson 40 states in part:

“It is liberals who are possessed with the education and intelligence to not only confer rights but to identify what right there may be, such as the right to an education, a home or healthcare.”

The right to healthcare is paramount because it sets the stage for Liberal Marxist Progressives to seize an enormous slice of the so called “private sector” and massively expand the only entity which has the ability to make the healthcare system properly function (government) and it has the added benefit of snatching power from the greedy clutches of rich white capitalists.

Our government is where all rights descend to the peasant rubes who should be eternally grateful to Liberal Progressive Socialists for granting them whatever crumbs they receive to make their miserable lives tolerable.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 106:

Mainstream Amerika is mirrored by Hollywood celebrities who reflexively support Liberal Progressive Socialists all important investment initiatives and necessary exponential government expansion.

When an over paid actor plays the part of a farmer or cop or whatever it gives them credibility when they pontificate on the needs of hayseed, hick, hillbilly rustics who populate fly-over country.

The ditzy starlets’ and Hollywood hunks celebrity status blinds the simpleton masses with star power glitter and makes Liberal Marxist Progressive policy much more palatable.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 107:

When, as so often happens, the plans and schemes implemented by Liberal Marxist Progressives go awry, we must always be prepared to cover our tracks and shift the blame to the toothless, conservative obstructionists.

Progressive policy is meant to press progress forward, and whatever the minor inconvenience of the effectuation of well-meaning policy that fizzles in the light of the real world must be obscured so that new policy can replace old so that Progressive policy can press progress forward.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 108:

It is axiomatic in party politics that Statist Socialist Progressives infiltrate the party of the redneck, rube obstructionists since corrupting from within is one of the things we do best.

Because much of our policy is based on feel good platitudes it is easy to turn many of the sandbagging simpletons in the opposition party to our favor so as to bind ever more of the peasant masses to the all-encompassing State.

We then get the luxury of adulterating the opposition as well as demonizing them concomitantly.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 109:

Have we Statist Socialist Progressives failed to mention our necessary open borders policy and the need to paint hillbilly, peasant, rustic, rural, rube obstructionists as racist, xenophobic, necrophobic and opposed to immigration whenever they bleat and wail about “illegal” immigrants?

Were we remiss in crowing and celebrating a fellow traveler activist judge who allowed the signatures of Mickey Mouse and Santa Clause etc. on a petition opening the door for ever more undocumented voters?

Have we overlooked any opportunity to stand four square against any form of verifying the validity of undocumented voters and the purging of voter registration rolls of deceased voters and then rub conservative’s noses in it?

…Our bad.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 110:

The all-encompassing importance of Statist Socialist Progressives Marxist goals requires truckloads of cash that our political operatives get by holding lavish parties for Hollywood celebrities and three thousand dollar a plate dinners for leftist billionaires. As a fortunate addition we can coerce taxpayers and the hoi polloi ranks of our union Kamrads to cough up even more. This is as it should naturally be.

If the knuckle dragging, hayseed, hick, hillbilly, peasant, rustic, rural, yokel, sandbagging simpletons’ nickels and dimes sent to conservative obstructionists exceeds what Liberal Marxist Progressives rightfully collect then it is heinously criminal, and we will berate the peasant mob for daring to oppose our innate superiority.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 111:

Liberal Progressive Socialists are charged with painting hayseed, hick, hillbilly obstructionist rubes with the broad brush of “extremist”, note the proliferation of phrases like “extreme right” or “hard right” in the writings of our Mainstream Media propagandist kamrads when referencing toothless, knuckle dragging conservatives.

At the same time, also note the absence of “extreme left” or “hard left” from those identical sources. Under no circumstances are we to allow the peasant rubes to turn the tables on us for as we all know left is the natural course of all things political. It is our destiny to rule over the peasant masses and what is natural cannot be considered extreme.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 112:

Liberal Progressives have coveted the government healthcare of Socialist countries for decades. We’ve done our damnedest to foist it on the hayseed, hick, rustic, yokel obstructionists who have resisted our herculean efforts at every turn.

We have simply picked a facet of socialism which can tug at the heartstrings of the hoi polloi and confuse them into allowing the camel’s nose under the tent. We cannot rest on our laurels when we’ve triumphed with socialized healthcare since the idea is to usurp control of every aspect of the lives of Amerikans simpleton masses.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 113:

In the 1960’s Liberal Progressive Socialists put as many of Amerika’s families on the dole as possible, replacing fathers with a check from the government and fracturing families. We increased taxes on those we did not put on the dole forcing stay at home mothers to work to make up the loss of income that the taxes represented creating “latch key kids” and fracturing families.

In the 1970’s Liberal Progressive Socialists demonized corporal punishment and promoted “No Fault” divorces, fracturing families and threatening them if they dared to discipline their children.

In the 1980’s Liberal Progressive Socialists created the “Year of the Child” and promoted their “Self Esteem” whether or not the children had done anything worthy of esteem.

In the 1990s Stalwart Collegiate Heroes adulterated Amerika’s textbooks to replace a group of dead white slave owners with Amerika’s true Founding Fathers and Mothers (Marx, Lenin, Stalin, Mao, etal.) Thus, creating legions of mind numbed zombies.

In the new century, respect for life, and “family values” had been surgically erased from the psyches of young adults to the extent they raised their own children like potted plants, a little food and water is all they were given. Life instruction was out of the question.

Now, decades later, when you see the cretins that Liberal Progressive Socialist policy has turned Amerika’s children into, remember that we did it “for the children.”

Liberalism 101 Lesson 114:

Statist Socialist Progressives see the constitution of the United States as what we call a “living, breathing document”. This is a cover we use for molding and shaping the constitution for our own ends for as we all know it was written by dead white slave owners over 200 years ago and none of it applies to the modern nirvana that Liberal Progressive Socialists seek to create to improve the lives of all Amerikans.

It is for the purpose of expanding the power and reach of the federal leviathan that Liberal Marxist Progressives seek to populate the Supreme Court and all of its lower federal court system with as many of our fellow travelers as we can so that they can find whatever Liberal Progressive Socialists need to negate the constitution emanating from its penumbra.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 115:

SUPPLY-SIDE ECONOMICS, for Liberal Marxist Progressives, overcoming this evil is the key to making Amerika whole and good again! Heaven forefend that under educated, hayseed, hick, rustic, yokel bumpkins be allowed any more than a stipend to get by with since their share of the shared sacrifice has been determined to be equal to whatever excess they have jingling in their pockets.

We know they would only spend that excess on guns, cigarettes and over-sized soft drinks and it is our mission to tax and regulate the peasant rubes in order to keep them from harm. Statist Socialist Progressives must ensure the creation of a COMMAND ECONOMY so that the purchasing power and purchasing choices of the simpleton masses can be limited to what we deem should be allowed.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 116:

It is helpful to the cause of Statist Socialist Progressives to invoke the myths of the peasant rubes in order to manufacture benevolence to fit our goals. When we make the claim that we rob from the rich to give to the poor like Robin Hood or that Marxism is a form of Christian charity, it masks as compassion the malevolence we have toward all of the lowly oafs who are unfit to wipe our shoes.

What grand irony it will be when Liberal Marxist Progressives put in place the final measure of control and replace feeble, mythical deities with the Great God of Government even while the simpleton masses and useful idiots view it as “feel good” compassion.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 117:

Liberal Marxist Progressives believe wholeheartedly in furthering a young person’s education (indoctrination) but the cost of a college education is very high, courses in basket weaving, Marxist theory, Gay History and Womyn’s Studies are as costly as they are important. But having Amerika’s young people work their way through college is as passé as a smoking section in a restaurant.

But since there is nothing unworthy of federal largess Statist Socialist Progressives will endeavor to create a myriad of subsidies for young college students just as we do for everything else. One of these subsidies is the “government guaranteed loan” but as with all such guarantees it is only meant to guarantee that simpleton, mouth breathing, peasant, rube taxpayers will wind up holding the bag.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 118:

When Statist Socialist Progressives are rejoicing, it is an ironclad guarantee that it is because another measure of the under educated, rube, simpleton, mouth breathing, peasant, hayseed, hick, rustic, yokel bumpkin’s precious “liberty” has been destroyed.

As we all know liberty is precious; so precious that it must be carefully rationed.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 119:

Liberal Marxist Progressives will always and consistently invoke the name of Adolf Hitler and his fascist cronies when arguing with hayseed, hick, rustic obstructionists, most especially if it appears that we are being made fools of in such an argument.

Never mind that we were once fellow travelers of the National Socialists and that there is not the slightest difference between our goals and theirs.

It is just a simple fact of life that two totalitarian regimes cannot co-exist.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 120:

Statist Socialist Progressives feign enormous compassion for the peasant rube masses when in actuality we loathe them. The simple minded masses are in fact wholly incapable of any capacity to provide for themselves and so we have created a massive and exponentially growing government Nanny to look after them as one would a petulant, backward child.

Our Soviet and Maoist ancestors eliminated millions of their peasant class through the expedient of the point of a gun but with the stalled disarming of America’s simpleton rubes we must tread lightly until we have achieved success.

In the mean time we will have to make do with aborting their off spring and forcing them into a State controlled “health” system where bureaucrats will let them twist in the wind and rot until they die. That way there will be fewer of them to deal with by the time we have completed disarming them and our Gulags and re-education camps are up and running.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 121:

As Liberal Marxist Progressives a part of our task in promoting and achieving our Stalinist Maoist goals is to obfuscate and mask our intent as well as equate malevolence with benevolence.

Just as we must invoke the myths of the peasant rubes in order to manufacture benevolence to fit our goals and thus baffle the simpleton masses, we must also invoke European “Socialist Lite” as if the Statist Socialist Progressives over there have never used incrementalism as a path to the “Worker’s Paradise”.

A Soviet Amerika via French Socialism is still a Soviet Amerika. (See lesson 116)

Liberalism 101 Lesson 122:

The peasant rube obstructionists are the personification of evil, as Liberalism 101 Lesson 1 states:

“If you scream because we have gotten to the point of squeezing blood from a turnip, then you are evil.”

Peasant rube obstructionist’s unwillingness to pay for preferred Liberal Marxist Progressive investment initiatives converts them into the so called “freeloaders” whom the rustics in flyover country abhor, through the simple expedient of instructing our useful idiot minions to repeat the assertion ad nauseum.

The simpleton class is easily confused and turning the tables on their rhetoric is a perfect way to baffle them.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 123:

Statist Socialist Progressives have long ago usurped conservation and transformed it into Environmentalism, a vehicle for implementing Liberal Marxist Progressive policy under the rubric of keeping the environment clean.

Despite our best effort though, several of our Liberal Progressive Socialist leaders have let slip that fact and Amerika’s obstructionist redneck conservative simpletons have mined quotes from our stalwart leaders to use as a cudgel to hammer us and stall our efforts to eliminate the human infestation that threatens our Mother Earth.

But the simplest method of retaliation against the rustic rabble is to accuse them of being against clean air and water.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 124:

Liberal Marxist Progressives are righteously proud of the independent thought we display while we champion collectivist solutions, government dependency and conformity of thought.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 125:

As expressed in lesson 28, the American flag is a representation of the evil, hatred, and racism of America which we will use to our advantage until such time we can dispense with it.

So too must the simpleton, slack-jawed rubes mindless celebration of an “Independence Day” be dealt with.

Any rejoicing over dead white European slave owners and their failed ideology is to be put to a halt.

Statist Socialist Progressives will soon abolish “Independence Day” and any sort of celebration on the 4th day of July and outlaw the barbecuing of non-vegetarian products.

It will be replaced with a new holiday on May Day, the Marxist day of rejoicing the Worker's Paradise It will be known as Dependence on Our Benevolent, Beneficent Government Day.

All celebrations will include parades with workers carrying large poster pictures of our Dear Leader and fun will be mandatory.

Note: Any persons opposed to this mandated policy will be subject to DoSJ investigations and IRS audits.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 126:

Liberal Marxist Progressives have coveted the fomenting of a new revolution to radically and fundamentally transform America into the country our founders (Marx, Lenin, Engels etal) meant for it to be but the slack-jawed, mouth breathing obstructionists insist on clinging, not only to their guns and religion, but the failed ideology which set this country on a path to its inherent racism, warmongering and evil.

We tried violent revolution, but the simpleton rustics were too stupid to realize their plight and unaware of the hundreds of millions killed by the evils of capitalism and obtusely resisted our efforts to save them from themselves.

To our great fortune, stalwart heroes of the failed cultural revolution of the 1970’s recognized the need to incrementalize and undermine public education to create enough useful idiots which in turn led to our most recent gains. Our march to the shining goal of a Socialist America will continue remorselessly until we reach it and then the obstructionists and useful idiots can be eliminated.

If we cannot have a revolution with a violent beginning, we will be satisfied with one that has a violent end since our purpose is so essential.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 127:

As lesson 31 explains:

“Detroit is the Petri dish of liberal economics.

We are not ever to acknowledge the third world disaster area it has become unless it is to blame evil corporations and conservatives.”

Statist Socialist Progressives policy of incrementalism historically allows for us to spread misery equally in order to bring the proletariat into line.

To that end we have developed a plan to sell socialist lite as a path to the Soviet Socialism that Statist Socialist Progressives seek by the fusion of socialism and capitalism as a ruse to make it palatable to toothless obstructionist rubes.

Fusing failure with success to create mediocrity, yet another brilliant plan courtesy of your friendly Liberal Marxist Progressives.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 128:

Liberal Marxist Progressives abhor the sheltering of monies in order to avoid attempts to relieve the peasant masses of their excess and equalize the distribution of wealth. Although our progressive income tax system is convoluted and allows some to escape taxation while punishing others, running to offshore accounts to evade paying your fair share of the shared sacrifice is unconscionable.

As always, we must remind all that collecting revenue is not nor has it ever been to cover the cost of any federal spending or preferred Liberal Marxist Progressive investment initiatives but is, again, purely for the overriding and fundamental goal of fairness. (See lesson 97)

Liberalism 101 Lesson 129:

As Liberalism 101 Lesson 97 states:

“There is literally nothing we will not consider when striving to relieve the peasant masses of their overabundance, by demonizing CO2; we have even found a way to tax the very air that they breathe.”

It just so happens that with the passage of our Glorious Dear Leader’s “Affordable Healthcare Act” (As our Glorious Dear Leader has noted when addressing our stalwart union kamrads, the “Affordable Healthcare Act” will be a “backdoor” to Liberal Marxist Progressives long coveted Universal State run Healthcare for all) we can now use the power of the Internal Revenue Service as an arm of the All Encompassing State to force the peasant rubes to purchase a product from a private (for the moment) entity.

So, in effect we have now concocted a way to tax the simpleton masses for doing nothing.

Again, bear in mind that collecting revenue is not nor has it ever been to cover the cost of any federal spending or preferred Liberal Marxist Progressive investment initiatives but is, again, purely for the overriding and fundamental goal of fairness.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 130:

Just as the lie is our friend and companion, morality (most especially “Christian” morality) is our hated enemy. First and foremost, Statist Socialist Progressives can never depend on the moral component of honesty (do note that honor is the root word of honesty) to achieve the fundamental change that is essential to Amerikan progress.

Secondly morality’s other components stand athwart the need for societal destruction that would set the stage for the rebuilding of Amerika in the image that our founders (Marx, Lenin, Trotsky etal) envisioned.

But Liberal Marxist Progressives must always defer to our constant companion, the lie and so we are compelled to pass ourselves off as paragons of virtue and our destructive ideas as the epitome of morality.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 131:

Many times, the Liberal Lessons have highlighted the need to recognize the importance of the lie in furthering Statist Socialist Progressives policy goals.

At this point it may seem redundant to once again focus on the lie as our friend and constant companion but in fact we can never over emphasize this crucial lesson.

Decades ago, heroic liberal scholars worked together to create the brilliant concept of “all truth is relative”. Just as morality is our hated enemy so too is truth. Relativism allows us the luxury of perverting the truth, then converting our lies to truth.

The black and white world of “true” or “false” fades into a grey world where truth can be hidden, obscured, molded, twisted, inverted, invented, concocted, tortured, abused, deviated or whatever Statist Socialist Progressives can imagine until the lie becomes the truth and the truth becomes a lie and the ignorant, uneducated, hayseed, peasant rabble are too confused to even walk.

Each and every time we dress up our mistress, the lie and put enough make up on her so that she can be a convincing truth; we take one step closer to the collectivist nirvana.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 132:

Liberal Progressive Socialists view George Orwell’s classic novel “1984” not as a warning but as a blueprint. Every aspect of the lives of the simpleton class must be brought under our benevolent control and so too should the words that come out of their mouths.

To this end we have been laboring for decades in our academies which we have turned into laboratories for such ideas as “political correctness” “campus speech codes” and, of course, vilifying the speech of the obstructionist rubes as “hate speech”

It’s near the time we implemented our version of the fictional “newspeak”, “vocabulary enhancement” and a Department of Vocabulary in order to purge obsolete words and rigidly enforce the enhanced vocabulary

Of course, the enhanced vocabulary must be easily translatable into the common languages of our preferred minorities, Ebonics and the pidgin Spanish of undocumented voters.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 133:

As Liberalism 101 Lesson 2 states in part:

“Liberalism 101 Lesson (amended) 2B:

Government is here to help us.

Government is here to help us.”

This lesson goes double for the peasant rubes precious, mythical “right to bear arms”, when Statist Socialist Progressives get the opportunity, we must make the call for more gun laws and regulation.

Whenever some deranged person murders dozens in one of our “gun free safe zones” it is a prime opportunity to clamor for piling on more government regulations as a pretense for keeping the simpleton masses from injuring each other.

Our primary motivation is, however, to keep the rustic rubes in fly-over country from being an armed mob opposed to the ever-benevolent State because (of course):

Government is here to help us.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 134:

As Statist Socialist Progressives we must feign inclusiveness with our “Celebrate Diversity” campaign. Its sole purpose is to paint the simpleton, toothless, redneck, obstructionist rubes as the misogynistic, racist, homophobic, xenophobic, theocratic haters whom they obviously are.

But in point of fact, Liberal Progressive Socialists intend that only those things which are destructive to the vaunted “values” of the peasant class and Amerikan society as a whole are to be included.

“Celebrate Conformity” is our actual watchword since nothing less than conformity and uniformity of thought and action will be tolerated in our march towards a collectivist nirvana.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 135:

Statist Socialist Progressives must ensure that all know one simple fact and that is no private concern, from a street vendor to evil mega corporations and everything in between, can ever meet the needs of our Amerikan working kamrads like the government.

Liberal Statist Socialists must use special words like "infrastructure" to baffle the simpleton rustics in "fly-over country" into realizing that there can never be one thing they could possibly do without the helping hand of the State.

This is so that we can justify relieving them of their wasteful over abundance and so make them all wards of the State because the fundamental transformation of Amerika into a Marxist worker's paradise requires all to be subservient to the State.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 136:

As Liberalism 101 Lesson 89 states in part:

“It is the sacred task of Liberal Progressive Socialists to share the wealth of the evil rich but that of our own is reserved to bring about the happy day for all when the Marxist Utopia brings the proletariat peasant rubes into line.”

And as mentioned earlier in Liberalism 101 Lesson 48:

“Liberals have long established that there must be a scorched earth policy regarding strong opposition, most especially if that opposition threatens power Liberal Marxist Progressives already have seized.”

And so, when an evil rich white corporatist in the obstructionist party runs against our fundamental transformation of Amerika in order to wrest control of the highest office in the land from Liberal Progressive Socialists who are the “ones we have been waiting for” Statist Socialist Progressives are compelled to pull out the stops and throw bombastic rhetorical bombs and very muddy mud in order to paint that person as an evil rich white corporatist who is out of touch with the peasant rubes.

Of course, when doing so, Liberal Progressive Socialists fervent hope is that the notorious Attention Deficit Disorder and short memories of the peasant rustics in fly-over country will not allow them to recall that, in our attempt to seize control in the election year of 2004, we ran a sitting US senator who had married into billions of corporate wealth.

In any case, the few peasant hillbillies who do happen to recall should be referred to lesson 89.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 137:

“Wage slave” is one of the phrases scheduled for introduction with the implementation of our new “Enhanced Vocabulary” guidelines. (See lesson 132)

This phrase is meant to make the peasant rustics who have not yet become wards of the State seethe with anger towards the evil rich white corporatist capitalists who exploit them.

Also new is an adjustment of the word “paranoid” for use only to characterize the simpleton obstructionist reactionary rubes as irrational fear mongers whenever they expose the true nature and intent of Liberal Marxist Progressives.

Of course, tried and true phraseology that has been floated prior to the implementation of the Enhanced Vocabulary shall be retained, such as the use of the word “gay”.

Once meant to mean “happy and lighthearted”, Liberal Progressive Socialists have long since twisted it into a label for our favorite useful idiots, angry militant homosexuals. The perversion of this word not only corrupts its use so thoroughly that its anachronistic meaning has been totally lost but even has adulterated it to the point that it elicits snickers for the poor saps born with it as a surname and when the hillbilly rednecks sing hymns written with it in lyrics long ago, in honor of the birth of their mythical deity.

It is said that words have meaning but it is our intent to see that their meaning fits a politically correct posture.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 138:

Corporations and the evil rich white racist, homophobic, necrophobes who utilize them to exploit Amerika’s workers for profit are the bane of Liberal Progressive Socialists.

Corporations epitomize the intrinsic hatred, greed and evil of capitalism because the things they produce are specifically designed to kill innocent people and pollute the air to the point that Global Warming® (warning, Global Warming® is the exclusive property of Leftist Propaganda Inc.) is threatening our Mother Earth.

And now that the Supreme Court of the United States of Amerika has pronounced nameless faceless tyrannical corporations to be just a collection of “people”, we must double-down our attacks against them until all of these evil entities have been absorbed by the Benevolent, All-Encompassing State.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 139:

The latest word for us to introduce in our forth coming “Enhanced Vocabulary” (See lessons 132 and 137) is the word “austerity”. This words latest function will be for smearing the simpleton peasant dupes and the rich white misogynistic, racist, homophobic, xenophobic, theocratic necrophobic corporatist capitalist haters who exploit them for daring to cut one penny from the trillions of necessary preferred Liberal Marxist Progressive investment initiatives.

By labeling any minute cut in a three trillion dollar budget “austerity”, Statist Stalinist Collectivists get the luxury of both attacking obstructionist reactionaries as miserly Scrooges and masking our true intent.

Bringing about the fundamental change requires reducing the US economy to ashes so that Liberal Marxist Progressives can rescue Amerika from itself by implementing the Worker’s Paradise.

After the Evil One destroyed the flagship of Marxist ideology by using the ill-gotten gains of America to spend the Soviet Union into oblivion, just imagine the sweet, ironic ecstasy when Statist Socialist Progressives are finally successful at scuttling the U.S.S. Constitution through the destruction of her economy and replace that wheezing old witch with the Battleship Potemkin!

Liberalism 101 Lesson 140:

Statist Stalinist Collectivists just adore history, most especially American history. Yet our inherent dishonesty allows us to convolute American history to suit our needs. This is why we love history so much; it paves the way to a Stalinist Leninist Amerika.

In this way we can present history in a selective way, such as ignoring the fact that the Liberal Progressive party supported slavery in the Great Civil War or that they created “Jim Crow” laws in order to limit the number of elected officials in the obstructionist reactionary party and sic’d dogs and water cannon on “freedom marcher’s”. Adding to that, just as deftly, we get to invent the fact that all of those evil racists magically jumped ship to the party of the obstructionist reactionaries.

Alternately Liberal Statist Progressives can concoct history such as the claim that the American military purposefully gave blankets to Native American’s infected with smallpox in a day and time when nobody even knew what caused smallpox.

History is the friend of Liberal Marxist Socialists as long as we can manipulate it so as to create a believable myth that America is an evil, misogynistic, racist, homophobic, xenophobic, theocratic necrophobic country that requires the Hope and Fundamental Change to a Socialist Utopia in order to right its course.

Liberalism 101 Lesson 141:

Statist Socialist Progressives love spending other people’s money. For decades we spent millions and Amerikans loved it, their hands were always out, begging for more. Then it became billions, then trillions, numbers the hoi polloi can barely fathom.

Rustic rubes in flyover country will gripe but their irrelevance has been made clear.

In the meantime, with us spending a flow of cash in numbers that huge, it’s simple for us to divert a few billion to line our own pockets. All we need to do is start a war, then tug at the heartstrings of the simpleton masses, over the destruction we ourselves have caused. Tears will flow as will the dollars through the World Bank and directly into our world dominating pockets.

We do not set things up to be upset.

Liberalism Lesson 142:

Nothing, repeat, nothing must stand in the way of the creation of the Marxist State of Amerika. As our Glorious Dear Leader righteously said: “We are five days away from fundamentally transforming the United States of America.”

Propaganda by the All-Encompassing State in order to implement the necessary transformation to a joyous Marxist worker’s paradise is essential to bringing the proletariat into line and is as natural as breathing. Of course, it would be helpful if the peasant obstructionists would cease their breathing.

Again, we do not set things up to be upset.

As noted in Lesson 132:

Liberal Progressive Socialists view George Orwell’s classic novel “1984” not as a warning but as a blueprint.

Naturally that would mean the inclusion of a Ministry of Truth, or as our great president Clinton once stated, a “Truth Detector.”

Of course, punishing the rustic hillbillies in flyover country for turning to non-approved information sources is a must.

Without Worldwide control of propaganda, Liberal Progressive Socialists cannot force the inevitable Fundamental Change® to a Socialist Utopia on the correct timetable of history.

Liberalism Lesson 144:

The peasant class has long been misled to assume that they can babble as they wish without being muzzled by the Federal Leviathan. Statist Socialist Progressives work to bring about the Fundamental Change® cannot allow the rustic rubes to traitorously blaspheme against their Benevolent, Beneficent Government rulers.

Our Stalinist Leninist founders dealt with their noisy proles with a pistol shot behind the ear. Sixteen years ago we elected our first Marxist Progressive President and implemented the Fundamental Change. It is terminally dumbfounding to find our neo proletarians resist disarmament in the face of domestic nuclear annihilation.

Kommisar Uberdave

Tuesday, July 30, 2024

I build plastic models for fun, but what this guy does with them is mindboggling:

Monday, July 29, 2024

Happiness is being stabbed by a nurse...

Shhh! Quiet, class is in session. (The continuing education series continues)

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